If you met an alien, what would be the first thing you would ask him/her?

[Daniela1982]

SPILL YOUR GUTS!

[1073sucks]

If people on earth don’t speak the same language, what makes you think aliens would speak or understand yours? You can’t ask anything.
you would treat the alien as you would an animal that can’t understand your language, likely offer food and then check if they understand signs like apes and monkeys to try to communicate but you can’t actually ask a question and get an answer.

[Daniela1982]

If they were advanced enough for space travel, then they would have translator devices, just like we have on Earth.

[1073sucks]

If they’ve never been here how would they know how to translate

[Daniela1982]

How do they get a robotic voice to talk for them when they can't, like it did with Steven Hawkings?

[1073sucks]

Be wise they installed a chip of a language we already know

[TheRealPepperPotts]

RIP, Tony... <3

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9AOvJv0hCyk

[hahahmm]

Alien in the picture is thinking: "this planet has talking ice cream with eyes! Amazing. I bet she tastes yummy. Will toss her in a cup next to some beef steaks and find out tonight."

If 100 million humans welcomed aliens with open arms, I would be one of the ones staying in the shadows, seeing what happens to the eager ones. So I wouldn't say jack.

[exitseven]

Did you come in through the southern border?

[Daniela1982]

Good one! 🤣😂😅

[llorando]

After I take you to my leader, could you do us all a favor and take him with you.

[Daniela1982]

😂🤣😅😉

[strateguy632]

take both from the white house, so Mike Johnson can fix the democrat disasters.

[llorando]

@strateguy632 Lol, both Democrats and Republicans are disasters.

[Likes2drive]

What do you eat? Hopefully not humans, like the twilight zone episode, “To Serve Man” , a recipe book 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I would ask the following. Why did you drop me off a long time ago?

[Daniela1982]

And they would say, "We came back for you didn't we? Now report what you have learned from these murderous earthlings.

[NathanDavis]

haven't you heard?

[strateguy632]

have you heard about? the benefits of vegetarianism!

[dustybiker2]

Why did you stop? I'd have locked the flight doors and kept going.

[Bricealan]

Jeepers Creepers, where did you get those peepers?

[Lottifan]

What benefits are you after?

[Klandestina]

Did y'all build the pyramids?

[Iron_Man]

Who are you? What do you want here? Nose punch after to show him who’s in charge 😊

[JesseP1nk]

Can you take me with you? Those people here are crazy

[MacDaddyRico]

You're going to do what with that probe?

[Surely]

Are you related to our current president? Resemblance is amazing!

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

"Can I come with you?"

[Massageman]

Depends on if they were here illegally.

[EmmaMary]

Passport Please!

[sawno]

Can you speak English or dutch?

[LaurenM1997]

To leave me alone

[Dargil]

How do you speed the speed of light?

[OhLongJohnsoning]

They took er job

They took er job