Whag is the most intoxicated you have ever been?

[MysticDevice]

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*what* not whag. Don't know how I missed that.

[andreasderjuengere]

Not too extreme, but...

on the way home the police stopped us and found that I somewhat lacked in present suitability.

They said that my girl should continue driving.

She replied that she does not have a license.

Police man said: ''That's ok'' :D

[matchrestore]

Finished of a mini-keg of Bell's Hopslam (12% ABV) with only one other person drinking it one night. I woke up on the bathroom floor, and I don't remember how I got there.

[PeachyPie93]

Blacked out sleeping in my own vomit on the floor drunk.
I only been drunk 3 times in my life and I don't drink anymore because my stomach don't like the poison.

[Account]

I blacked out and fell asleep at my female friend's bathtub. That is the most intoxicated I have ever been.

[Redstang88]

Went on a 3 day bender and spent a grand in a strip club. Woken up in the bushes, on the front lawn, in a boat 2 miles off shore, crawled on all 4s back to my house, probably more I’m forgetting.
Had some good parties, hard to pick one lol

[jamesgoldman]

I drank 60 units on my 17th but was apparently handling myself

These days a bottle would put me out of contention

[es20490446e]

Nothing!

I never consumed alcohol, what a waste of time!

I'm naturally outgoing, and I fuck without help.

[HawkPerception]

I've slept in my own puke on cold tiles once. I don't think I need to say more.

[exitseven]

I woke up the next day and could not remember where I left my car

[Nikki1989]

I wouldn't know, as I never remember much from nights like that.

[MacDaddyRico]

I've been so intoxicated that I spelled "what" w-h-a-g.

[mrkdvsn]

Intoxicated enough to suffer a complete memory blackout (3 times)

[Anonymous]

Enough that I got arrested for sodomizing a sport SUV.😆

[NathanDavis]

never ever been too wasted like that

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't remember

[SweetJoyGirl]

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