Would you like to pay your respects to the Dinosaurs?

[Still-alive]

Rawr?

[CrazyGirl2]

I just wanted to say of my friends, Ty, Steg, Ptery, Velma, Bronté and all of the gang. I’ll miss you all so very much!

When I heard that they were taken from us, shock doesn't even begin to describe how I felt that day. To all be killed like that, in a flash, everyone knows it’s exactly how Ty and Steg wanted to go out, we all know they lived fast and wanted to leave a thick, black, soupy, energy dense corpse!
But Bronté, Velma, and Ptery? Bronté and Velma wanted to retire in Vermont, and spend their golden years antiquing in East Mill, near Chester, VT! Ptery? Well he wanted to make his own fly fishing lures, and open a specialty shop in Maine. Certainly not ending up as fuel for my inefficient gas guzzler of a Jeep! He’d be crushed… Oh wait he was!

Who would have thought, a meteor the size of Texas would just slam into the Yucatan Peninsula, right where there was a massive sulfur deposit, blocking out the sun, instantly incinerating those too close, and freezing those of the opposite side of the planet!
I have committed, in their names, to fuel my inefficient vehicles with only pure 100% recycled Dinosaurs ♻️🦖 🦕, so I can drive Jeep 22 miles on one recycled gallon of fuel, and in my other Jeep (the one w/ the corvette engine, that can do a burn-out with all FOUR tires), 16-miles!

So let’s all raise a glass, of oil, and toast to our friends Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stegosaurus, Pterodactyl, Velociraptor, Brontosaurus, and all the rest of our dearly departed, dinosaur friends. They died so that we could tell our private jet flying, Eco-Crazy friends, as long as they fly their jets to Davos and Cannes, they shut the fck up if they think WE are giving up OUR "3 minutes to a full tank" I. C. E vehicles! Because we only fuel our Internal Combustion Engines with the most sustainable, energy dense recycled (♻️) bio-matter this planet has to offer! (well… At least for the next 53 years according to British Petroleum, and Stanford anyway! Source: https://mahb.stanford.edu/library-item/fossil-fuels-run/ )

Oh, you beautiful Dino-bastards… We love you so much, and thanks for becomming oil! Cheers 🍻 🥂 🍺

[electromagnetic]

Rip Kron. You were a bully and deserved what you got but every story needs an anti hero.

[goaded]

It's been 65,000,040 years, I've kept count.

Also, it's Hompk.

Hompk

[purplepoppy]

Sorry about the whole asteroid thing, I was aiming for Saturn but had a bit too much to drink that day.

[avery58]

R. I. P dinosaurs. The originals, gone but never forgotten 🦖

[LaurenM1997]

How are we meant to do that 😂😂

[Still-alive]

just look up into the sky and roar loudly

[valentina4eva]

poor dinos😭😭


🦖 🦕

[Caroline91]

I can't't stop laughing!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

RIP Dinosaurs

[Wiredone]

Seems like just a couple hours ago