What's the most egregious way you've been awoken? (Page 2)

[Phoenix98]

I woke up and my cat was sitting on my face 😕

[Asker]

I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm quite comprehending what you mean by that. I think I might need more details

[Phoenix98]

[Asker]

now that's a nice angle

[Phoenix98]

lol.

[Asker]

ah yeah

[InYourHead]

Having water dumped on me

[Asker]

who deed det

[Anonymous]

That dog looks like an uncircumsized dick 💀

[Asker]

yo I think I just heard him utter somethin

[nannnnssss]

Spilled water on me 😃 gonna kill my brother 🤭

[Asker]

next time say "omg step bro stoooop"

[nannnnssss]

What the hell?

[Asker]

yeah that works too

[nannnnssss]

Hmmmm

[Cjbruser]

? The the heck was he talkin about?

[nannnnssss]

The piece of shit was comparing this to a porn scene

[Cjbruser]

Are you a porn star?

[nannnnssss]

No just fuck off

[Cjbruser]

Well, you have the aura and the provocative selfie of one.

[nannnnssss]

You are totally a dickhead
Because of shits like you girls are hesitant to do what they like

[Cringe]

The sound of your moans

[Asker]

Oh sorry that was actually me singing. I was humming to an ice jj fish song.

[Cringe]

There's something about you girl

[Asker]

tHaT jUsT mAkEs mY hEaD wOnA tWuRl

[Cringe]

That song was the shit when I was in grade 8

[Asker]

umm it's still the shit

[Joker_]

lol‎‎

[Asker]

The pseudobulbar affect is a bitch ain't it

[Cringe]

Don't matter if we take too much, long as we take it together

[Asker]

I just took a whole bag of jellybeans

up my asssss

[Cringe]

I'm taking a massive shit rn

[Asker]

may your shit truly bring you closer to how it feels to chew 5 gum

[TsAubreyKate]

Getting a weighted plate dropped on my head

[Asker]

fell asleep in the kitchen?

[TsAubreyKate]

No weight room in highschool

[Asker]

ohhhhh shiiiiiit yo any side effects?

[TsAubreyKate]

No just a huge knot if it wasn’t for all that impact training I do I might have broken my neck😂 and it was better than Rico he broke his ankle that day trying to do Oklahoma without kleets fucking moron

[Pohjolan]

Waking up only to realise that I have mild hypothermia.
(Winter survival exercise.)

[Iron_Man]

Big cowbells at survival Wilderness camp

[Waldoe]

my dog jumping on me...