yeah I had a little bit of a rough childhood
What's the most egregious way you've been awoken?
yeah I had a little bit of a rough childhood
Every time my sister wakes me up it's... it's the worst wake up call. Even though I love her sometimes I just wish I was the only child. It is one of the reason I prefer waking up early morning around 4-5 am so that I can wake up with soft Yiruma piano alarm instead of "Hey you donkey wake up! wakey wakey! let's go to the garden first. Whoa your mouth smells like rotten fish! Omg mom she is dead! Let's have some tickles, tickly tickly!" and all those cringe ways to kill someone as soon as they wake up.
I can relate! My sisters would just pull the cover off of me and throw it on the ground đ¤Ł
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ion know bout that
Mine was in high school. I had been to a party and after more than one beverage I was not old enough to drink, I very stupidly drove home. I stumbled into the house at around three AM and there was my mother. She was unhappy and told me to go to sleep and we would discuss it in the morning.
The morning came three hours later with my father, who was drill instructor in the army, screaming in my ear. "DRIVING HOME DRUNK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" He then told me that I was not only grounded, but if I went back to sleep. I would suffer for it. He gave me a lengthy list of chores and proceeded to make that whole weekend a living Hell.
I can't say that I didn't deserve it though. Never did that again.
An almost two-year-old boy screaming and crying inconsolably at 2 AM for no reason whatsoever.
Or, as happens quite often, after having been transferred from his bed to ours because he refuses to learn how to sleep through the night, being awoken by getting kicked in the face by said near two-year-old or his untrimmed fingernails digging into my face.
I woke up when a man entered my room. When he saw me, he hurried out. I ran to the window and saw that he had a logo on his van for an exterminating company. Turns out the guy had been sent to the wrong address and the client had said to go in because no one would be there.
ayooooooo how the hell did he get in thooooo
The front door is as unlocked. My sister was careless back then.
I'm glad you saw the van cause that type of experience could scar someone!
Yes! Thank you. My sister felt guilty for a long time.
that's a good sister then! Mine would just laugh, say "my b" then shrug it off. smh
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My elderly mum had fallen and hit her head outside watering plants. Bleeding like a horror film. Neighbor stuck their head in the garage/laundry door and yelled for us how heâd found her. I had just come off a 19hr migraine and finally slept just two hours. My dogs freaked out. Chaotic moment.
this would have been me:
My ex poured a full large Dr Pepper from Burger King ice and all. On me and all over my bed. I was so mad. And we share the bed so they couldnât Sleep on it either.
was it just a prank bro?
No they were mad at something this wasnât a prank and was not funny
-cockroaches crawling all over me
-scorpions poking me
-my sister toenails scratching me
-my dad brushing his teeth over me/sink
-people protesting
-my mom yelling at me
-my sister yelling at her boyfriend
-loud construction 🚧 workers
-loud dumpster trucks
-snow blowing all over me
-my dad grabbing me and threatening to throw me out in the street like he did his âex wifeâ
With my then boyfriend pulling my panties down. I ended up slapping and kicking at him and told him to get out.
yoo he should have definitly talked to you about that first
It wasnât offensive but still not many people can say theyâve been woken up this way. I was on a rafting trip on the green river and one night we slept on the boats instead of camping. We took turns guiding while everyone else slept and when I was a asleep a few time I was awoken by someone getting up and peeing off the side. Which in the dark on a raft isnât the easiest thing to do. Probably that or by a porcupine slowly eating my boots at night while camping in the Maroon bells of Colorado.
By my cat because she wants out of my bedroom she walks on top of me. In'till I wake up.
And what does she do after that?
she sounds like a fun night out
I woke up tp my "best friends" cutting a chunk of my hair out cause they stuck gum in it!
And how many hands were thrown, might I ask?
oh dayuuuumm
yo you gotta look into getting a simp army of orbiters. I've heard they're quite the bodyguards when angered!
which hair? Ouch
My friendâs cat.
The cats name is Sandy. She is obsessed with me for some reason 🤷🏼ââď¸😂
I woke up in my friends room with Sandy kneading me in my shoulder blades and then licking my ear
tell me more now
@sonorous
Whatâs more to tell?
sorry i just get so excited when people talk about my species
Ffs đ
My sister with her stupid vacuum cleaner at 6 in the morning! Grrrr!
sounds like something my mother would do but at 3 in the morning when not even david goggins himself is awake đ¤Ł
Ever been sleeping under the stars and have a cow step on you first thing in the morning?
Sure was a interesting way to wake up, with my boyfriend screaming as a cow stepped on his leg.
I had 3 kids. They did not, like to sleep much. I think I was awoken every way you could think of. Crying, crawling into bed and peeing on me, puking, screaming. You name it, they did it.
Drill instructor ripping my blanket and sheet off my bed yelling "get your lazy nasty asses up and too assembly for P. T.
A lot of people have had a rough childhood.
Neglectful and uncaring parents are perhaps the worst however.
I had a more worst childhood
Cape May, New Jersey Coast Guard boot camp, day 1. Across from our barracks was the fire station. They didn't have a siren. They used a foghorn that once served on a lightship.
By my step dad beating a wooden spoon against a pan, then when I wouldnât get up out of bed he through this safety alarm thing on my bed. And honestly I still didnât get out of bed after that for about 5 minutes. Then finally got up.
Any method of waking me up is offensive. I set alarms for a reason.
I was 12 years old. All the bedroom doors were open. It was winter. The phone rang at 2 AM. My uncle, my fathers brother was dead from a massive heart attack. The phone ringing at night is a trigger for me.
My cat throwing up in my room. I can't remember if it was on my bed or carpet but I just remember the sound of her retching and that jarred me from my sleep.
Having coffee thrown in my face
Who in the hell & why đ
And what genre of retribution was sought after?
Oh no I mean towards him. Surely he didn't get away with it!
I feel like an experience like that would turn me into a vigilante or some shit
My chihuahua when he was a puppy would lay flat across my face blocking my nose , so I could not breathe
like get up man I want to play
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