pervertedjester

I just hug people if they look like they need it. (Fyi Cops aren't big huggers.) Other

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No, because it's hard enough pleasing one woman. Relationships

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Both are equally vexing after a while. Big Spoon can leave you with a mouth and nose full of hair but you can always do the hug and roll to get out of it. Little spoon has to deal with fidgeting... Other

Avoid each other for 6 months afterwards and if you both still miss the friendship go for it. Just don't expect relationship advice. In fact don't bring up a current relationship for at least a year. Relationships

Given that I grew up in a large family, I throw a punch on the first try. Proceed with caution because that instinct never goes away. Other

Any sane person is apparently out of my league. Relationships

It ends. Other