How flatulent are you? How often? Do you take anything for it?
I have not ONCE farted in front of my boyfriend of almost a year, and now my fiancé for 6mos. If I need to, I go to the bathroom! I don't know why, but just the thought of him looking at me, and asking “OMG, did you just fart?” is enough to make me consider moving to a small cabin in a small antarctic port! I won’t even let him use the bathroom after i’ve “gone”! “Use the other one!” is all I say. It has to happen someday I suppose, but I could not imagine the humiliation!🫣
I hope this helps your "academic study”.
Laura 🤗 .
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I went to the doctors with flatulence and he said "Don't eat anything fatty." I replied "like bacon?" He said "no fatty, don't eat anything."
Generally, being a lady, I'm not prone to botty burp outbursts in the same way as men. My diet tends to be high in vegetables including the ones with a reputation, but it's when I eat too much soup the dog gets blamed. Wild mushrooms send me straight to trump towers too.
Thankfully I tend to do most of the damage to the ozone layer in one massive blast upon waking up.
- https://www.youtube.com/embed/GeX5peaDefo
I'm sure they all understand...
Not very, but after firehouse chili all bets are off.
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I love feasting.
I often try new dishes.
My body naturally wants to expel gases from whatever I ate.
With that said, I am a daily farter. :D
Depends on what I eat. Some days, I hardly poot at all, other days, I could play an entire wind section in an orchestra by myself. Amazingly, though, the past few years, it almost never smells!
I fart once a year or once every 2-6 years cause I’m female and Chinese.
Watch Facebook reels if you have that they have tons of videos on fake farting where they go to Walmart and other stores and they really confuse people it’s kind of funny to see the reactions
I take activated charcoal for bloating. As a result, not very
Normally not very, but if I have to stop my use of Co-Codamol pain killers, then the flatulence increases dramatically.
Only when I poop lmao.
Multiple times a day and nope
bro i had to google what that even means lol
You Shouldn't light any matches around me
Not very since eating healthy.
Depends what I eat
Depends on what I eat.
Flatulent? Me? Never lol 👀
I'm not
Never, of course!
very little
Really? Lol
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