In a lapse of forgetfulness and stupidity, I tried moving a a baking sheet on the kitchen counter that I literally just took out the oven with my bare hands... on more than one occasion. Burnt my fingers a few times.
In the past few days, I keep on biting my lip, in the same place too, and it bloody hurts like a bitch each time. I've obviously gone into full 'tard mode :D
I once grabbed a soldering iron in the metal part thinking I was grabbing a normal handle.. didn't last many milliseconds in my hands before I dropped it to the ground
I caught a sword once and almost sliced off my pinky. Slipped on milk as a kid and broke my arm. Many minor injuruies due to walking into trees and walls etc.
lol, it was a bit more violent than just a "pull back", It was hot and been a long day already and the thing was almost brand new so I got a bit frustrated and just yanked the rope back. best thing was out off all the fences I had to hit the one with the single steel post which was on the end where the gate opened.. not that wood would have mattered but who knows lol.. it took me swallowing some pride and going into the ER knowing they would want to know how it happened, they all got a giggle if not laugh..
It was one of those slider fastening, and I went to slide it through (in a rush for work) and accidentally managed to slide it between my nail and skin on my thumb.
My boyfriend feels like my full time carer/nurse I swear. I'm always getting into trouble.
But yeah. I broke my wrist tidying the house, I bruised my spine falling off a horse, I sliced my hand open with a bread knife, I had a carving knife fall point down into my foot at work, countless burns (I used to work in a kitchen, hence injuries, my hands are heatproof. No joke, I can pick up trays fresh out from the oven with my bare hands at home). I've done quite well, I haven't hurt myself for a few weeks now.
Oh I forgot one good one at work! Worked in a supermarket, I was cleaning down the checkouts at the end of the night and cleaning the conveyor belts. Leant to turn the belt on, didn't realise the cover switch had been removed meaning the circuit was completely bare. Put my finger in and got electrocuted. Not kidding, rest of the evening, my face and shoulder kept twitching uncontrollably.
Ok how about one that you probably haven't seen I was cutting a lollipop ( my brother and I were very petty when we were younger this was like 8 years ago ) and the knife successfully cut through it but then sugar shares went flying and cut out hands and arms
Or around three years back I was in the kitchen boiling something or other I used a glass lid instead of a metal one and forgot to leave space for the steam to be let out. So the pressure built up and the glass lid was launched like a bottle rocket it totally shattered and it cut my legs and I got a piece stuck in my foot.
This was like maybe 1 month ago. So my brother and I go over to my dad's for the weekend and he always buys these amazing toys to play with outside so then this time it was Slackline and my step brother my biological brother and I decided to have a compitition to see who could stay on the thing ( that is basically an elastic band strung between two trees with a top rope for support ) for the longest. Needless to say we made it difficult for eachother and as my step brother began leaning towards the ground my brother and i followed suit. We were probably 2/3 inches off the ground when I couldn't hold in anymore I fell off got all the wind knocked out my lungs and somehow the top rope had cut my ankle twice in two perfect lines. I stood there wheezing like a pregnant woman in Labour.
They were not ropeburns they were grazes that turned into scabs surrounded by bruises and now it's healing over. It's good though. How's your tennis ball incident?
When I was 14, I jumped off a 3 meter wall. I thought I were so strong lol, but I injured my ankle and it almost broke. And so many times on the skateboard to try new tricks.
tried a kickflip on a skateboard drunk, skate ended standing up and i landed on it legs wide open... it literally shredded my ball skin : i bled for days
LOL. Don't worry, I use handwraps and gloves now. Though the ulna bone on my hand is sore because I hit it too hard a couple weeks ago, it'll heal though lol.
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In a lapse of forgetfulness and stupidity, I tried moving a a baking sheet on the kitchen counter that I literally just took out the oven with my bare hands... on more than one occasion. Burnt my fingers a few times.
Overeager. XD
In the past few days, I keep on biting my lip, in the same place too, and it bloody hurts like a bitch each time. I've obviously gone into full 'tard mode :D
Are you anxious over anything?
I don't think so, or maybe. I'm not fully myself =/ Yes, that's it. I'm more clumsy. Slicing seems painful. I hope you are okay!
Clumsy will do that. I hope you feel more like yourself soon!
I knew it was a bad idea, but did it anyway for the kid. It hurt, but not horribly. Running it under water afterwards was worse.
I once grabbed a soldering iron in the metal part thinking I was grabbing a normal handle.. didn't last many milliseconds in my hands before I dropped it to the ground
Just to clarify, it was melting hot and plugged in, cause I was soldering just a few seconds before that happened.
I can only imagine. 😐
A big red mark on my forehead from literally walking straight into a stop sign.
... Yep.
Lol.
... oh, the irony. 😂
Were you wearing these pants?
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@FakeName123 I wish. At least I could have failed with swag.
I caught a sword once and almost sliced off my pinky.
Slipped on milk as a kid and broke my arm.
Many minor injuruies due to walking into trees and walls etc.
Ouch with the sword! Be careful!
Broke my arm starting a lawn mower, long story but a fence post was the object on which it broke lmao
Did you pull back and run your arm into the fence post?
lol, it was a bit more violent than just a "pull back", It was hot and been a long day already and the thing was almost brand new so I got a bit frustrated and just yanked the rope back. best thing was out off all the fences I had to hit the one with the single steel post which was on the end where the gate opened.. not that wood would have mattered but who knows lol.. it took me swallowing some pride and going into the ER knowing they would want to know how it happened, they all got a giggle if not laugh..
not me but my brother. we were playing race across the room (touch wall, go back) and he put his hand on and through a window and got a major cut.
Ouch! Any stitches?
yes, quite a few. he survived:) but don't use windows as a wall... doesn't work...
Sounds about right, hah.
OMG! Be careful with scissors.
I had stitches on my hand cause a glass bottle broke and my hand landed on it. Ten stitches :-(
I try to be. That time didn't quite work out for me, hah. Owww, nooo! That had to be painful.
There are too many to count.
My most impressive injury was I sliced my finger open while doing up my trousers. Yeah, beat that!
... I... how?
It was one of those slider fastening, and I went to slide it through (in a rush for work) and accidentally managed to slide it between my nail and skin on my thumb.
My boyfriend feels like my full time carer/nurse I swear. I'm always getting into trouble.
Ahhh, I can see that. Whoopsie.
But yeah. I broke my wrist tidying the house, I bruised my spine falling off a horse, I sliced my hand open with a bread knife, I had a carving knife fall point down into my foot at work, countless burns (I used to work in a kitchen, hence injuries, my hands are heatproof. No joke, I can pick up trays fresh out from the oven with my bare hands at home). I've done quite well, I haven't hurt myself for a few weeks now.
😐😐😐 Holy moly, ma'am. That's crazy!
Haha! Yeah.. I'm the definition of accident prone.
Oh I forgot one good one at work! Worked in a supermarket, I was cleaning down the checkouts at the end of the night and cleaning the conveyor belts. Leant to turn the belt on, didn't realise the cover switch had been removed meaning the circuit was completely bare. Put my finger in and got electrocuted. Not kidding, rest of the evening, my face and shoulder kept twitching uncontrollably.
😓 My lord, woman. The accidents just find you.
I wasn't looking where I was walking my leg landed in a hole I tripped and sprained my ankle.
Agh, I've seen that happen often.
Ok how about one that you probably haven't seen I was cutting a lollipop ( my brother and I were very petty when we were younger this was like 8 years ago ) and the knife successfully cut through it but then sugar shares went flying and cut out hands and arms
... I shouldn't be laughing at that... 😐😂
Or around three years back I was in the kitchen boiling something or other I used a glass lid instead of a metal one and forgot to leave space for the steam to be let out. So the pressure built up and the glass lid was launched like a bottle rocket it totally shattered and it cut my legs and I got a piece stuck in my foot.
Ouch, that last story. Ouuuuuch.
Yeah it hurt but I had my science teacher in stitches laughing about it.
Do you wanna hear another dumb injury of mine?
Go for it, haha.
This was like maybe 1 month ago. So my brother and I go over to my dad's for the weekend and he always buys these amazing toys to play with outside so then this time it was Slackline and my step brother my biological brother and I decided to have a compitition to see who could stay on the thing ( that is basically an elastic band strung between two trees with a top rope for support ) for the longest. Needless to say we made it difficult for eachother and as my step brother began leaning towards the ground my brother and i followed suit. We were probably 2/3 inches off the ground when I couldn't hold in anymore I fell off got all the wind knocked out my lungs and somehow the top rope had cut my ankle twice in two perfect lines. I stood there wheezing like a pregnant woman in Labour.
Oh, man. How are the rope burns healing?
They were not ropeburns they were grazes that turned into scabs surrounded by bruises and now it's healing over. It's good though. How's your tennis ball incident?
Ohhh, gotcha. Glad they're healing up. The last time I changed the bandages, they were still bleeding. 😕😥
Ooh ouch 😯. They will heal though have you dissinfected it
I stabbed my foot with a sword once, just finished a training routine put the sword down... into my big toe.
Oh, ouch. No, thank you.
No problem.
When I was 14, I jumped off a 3 meter wall. I thought I were so strong lol, but I injured my ankle and it almost broke.
And so many times on the skateboard to try new tricks.
You daredevil, haha.
I cut my hand really deep with a cutter while doing a model 😑😑😅
I even reached the vein
Model of what? in what material?
Ouch! I hope it's healed now.
Ash landed on my hand but I didn't want to waste the weed or tobacco so I kept smoking and it burned through my wrist
Welp, that'll do it.
tried a kickflip on a skateboard drunk, skate ended standing up and i landed on it legs wide open... it literally shredded my ball skin : i bled for days
Owwwwwww. 😫
I got injuries but it was either my fault (I purposely cut myself) or someone else's. I never got hurt out of carelessness.
Yes, no cutting fingers open with scissors like I did.
Lol what a noob
I broke every bone in my ankle skate boarding tho so i guess i can't really talk lol
Yeahhhhh, I knew it was a bad idea. Oops. Yours is a cooler injury then mine, though. 😝
Did they stich em back on? I got half my ear cut off and they stiched it back on 👌🏼
Ouch! No, it wasn't that bad. Hah.
Omg... I don't know why i thought you said "sliced two of my fingers off" hahahahaha omg that was a big mistake on my part
Dear lord, no. Lmao.
Once I sliced a finger with a serated bread knife while slicing a bagel. Luckily I realized it before I moved the knife back and forth over it.
Thank goodness. 😐
I was running and didn't pay attention to the ground. I ended up falling flat on my face and getting 5 stitches
Oh, no! Hopefully, there aren't scars.
When I was punching a heavy bag with no gloves or handwraps and ended up inflaming the joints in my knuckles lol I hate having an ego.
Whoops. Hope you didn't do that again!
I sorta did lmaooo.
*Facepalms.*
LOL. Don't worry, I use handwraps and gloves now. Though the ulna bone on my hand is sore because I hit it too hard a couple weeks ago, it'll heal though lol.
Hah, I hope it feels better soon!
Thanks for your support! 👍