Fellas, Woman or Tree?

This is a question for the fellas:

When it comes to expressing your vulnerabilities to either a woman or a tree, which would you pick and why?

I'd personally pick the tree, since it won't use my vulnerabilities and my emotions against me in a fight. Neither will it tell explicit and personal details to others it calls its friends.

But enough about me, guys. What about you?
Fellas, Woman or Tree?
Pick the Woman
Pick the Tree
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