Things you should do before you die

[WhatTheHellAmy]

My list is crazy and extremely long so I'll just post the normal ones lol

10. Learn another language

9. Go to another country

8. Read 100 books (or more ;)

7. Learn how to play an instrument

6. Eat a kilogram of food

5. Get a dream body

4. Do an extreme sport

3. Change someone's life

2. Leave a mark in this world

1. Be happy

Honorable Mentions

A. Forgiving

So you can die in peace

B. Regret nothing

So... what would you like to do before you leave this world?

[Nik1hil]

Did 5, already 5 more to go, you should add, fall in love with someone so crazily that you, go bankrupt!, and everything in making them happy, once you are broke your relationship ends then you can enjoy the pain of all of it and get a new start, so when you grow old you know, there was someone you loved like hell. And they left you with broken heart, broken bank balance, broken house, broken relationship, broken everything,
It is on my list!. Someday I will love someone so much, that I will spend the last dime on her, then once everything is over will start fresh. And never look at her.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I don't believe in love XD

[Ginnyweasley97]

you can learn a lot of different languages on duolingo and there is a phone app its awesome!
i have wanted to make a difference since i was little so i joined thepetitionsite. com where i regularly sign petitions
i have an extensive list but here are the major things
keep a dog its entire life
drink a beer during the oktoberfest in germany
get a really accurate costume for comic-con
road trip down the entire california coast line
go to all 17 museums in the smithsonian
visit platform 9 3/4

[vekin]

1kg food, no I won't do that

Learning to play an instrument sounds good but I don't think I can

Dream body, just live healthy and do sport is better I think

I would like to do extreme sports indeed

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Why not? Of course you learn how to play!

[vekin]

I have no feeling for that

[Thames]

You have a great list of goals. I have a similar list and I have already started crossing some off.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah, me too 😊

It's great to have goals and achieve them, it makes me feel good about myself 😁

[mskay]

Bruh one kilograms of food is nothing xD I'd cook you a feast 😂

I've did almost all out of the 10, except for 2 and 3. As for your honourable mentions, sorry, but I don't forgive. Screw me and you're dead. I've regretted lotsa stuffs too ahah 😅

[EmpatheticLady]

#7's image. xD Good, inspirational myTake overall! I want to travel more, for sure. I've been to another country (Canada), but it wasn't for long enough, and I'd like to visit other places!

[YusiBear]

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Just kidding, great take!

[Maxemeister]

I've done all except left a mark in this world and regret nothing. Is that good?

[Maxemeister]

Oh and also I'd like to get Master on GAG b4 I die

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Which extreme sport did you do?
Whose life you changed?
How did you eat a kilogram of food? XD
You must be hot dude.. You have a dream body huh? 😉😏😏
And really? 100 books? Amazing dude.

Of course it's good!

Yeah, I need to be a master too XD

[Maxemeister]

I kayaked on a raging river once.
I changed my friend's life when I told him that you didn't have to be of the religion his parents were
Kilogram? That's just two pounds, right? I went on a burger binge once :)
I have MY dream body! Not fat! Not skinny!
I read a lot…. not anymore! GAG addict!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Awesome, I gotta try that
That was a great thing to do ❤️
Awesome again, I love hamburgers but I prefer 2 pounds of pizza XD
Perfect dude!
I used to read a lot too lol fb and gag fucked my life

[Maxemeister]

Nah reading fucked my life xD GAG saved mine and THEN fucked it all over again

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Gag ruined mine XD I have no social life now lol

[Maxemeister]

This IS my social life xD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

No way lol
I feel so antisocial when I'm just on my phone and ignore people lol

[Maxemeister]

Lol today my friend's like: you wanna go to the mall and watch the Martian?

Me: "FUCK OFF! I'M BUSY!"

*goes back to computer*

[WhatTheHellAmy]

no way, you do that? XD really?

[Maxemeister]

When I'm feeling like GAGing, I want them to fuck off!

Nice profile pic, BTW!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh well, yeah.. I've done that too XD

Aww thanks haha you are looking hot sexy bunny 😘

[Maxemeister]

(winks)

Lol this conversation has gone on long enough!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah, I think so too lol

[Maxemeister]

Who will be the last one to comment?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Not me XD

[Maxemeister]

Well NOT ME EITHER!

I guess we've reached an impasse! I'll never give up!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Me neither!! XD

[Maxemeister]

FINE THEN! IT'S ON!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Fuck yeah!

[Maxemeister]

FIGHT ME, BRO!

I mean… BRODETTE!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Fuck yeah, just know I'll beat your ass!

Dude, we gonna take a breaks to sleep, right? XD

[Maxemeister]

Yah! But if a person doesn't reply back in 3 days, the other wins!

NO EXCEPTIONS!

[Maxemeister]

Unless the notification doesn't show up xD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Fucking deal dude!!

But... What do we win? XD

[Maxemeister]

GLORY!

[Maxemeister]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUZOKvYcx_o

/\/\ THAT GLORY!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Glory is nat enough lol

[Maxemeister]

FINE

What's the prize?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Xper poooooints and a follow lol XD

[Maxemeister]

Two questions: Don't we both follow each other, and how the hell r u gonna manage xper points xD

I'm very curious

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I really don't know about the follows lol, let me check..

Xper points with mho!! XD

[Maxemeister]

ALRIGHTY THEN! I'M WILLING TO CARRY THIS INTO NEXT YEAR AND ONWARD!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

We have a fucking deal dude

[Maxemeister]

Bring it on. Every hour. Every day

[WhatTheHellAmy]

That's too much XD

[Maxemeister]

WELL IF U WANNA WIN, IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT LOL

[Maxemeister]

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

FIRE AWAY!!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

HERE I AM... ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE! XD

[Maxemeister]

Have to admit… don't know that one

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh dude, come on! XD

Then... PO PO PO POKER FACE! XD

[Maxemeister]

PO PO PO POKERFACE!

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKERFACCCEEEEE!!!

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKERFACEEEEEEEE!!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

RA RA RAH RAH AH, RO MA, RO MA MA MA, GAGA OH LA LA, want your bad romance

[Maxemeister]

DO IT AGAIN, oh my god what have I done, DO IT AGAIN, all I wanted was a little fun, DO IT AGAIN, got a brain like bubble gum, DO IT AGAIN!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

That was impressive, the whole thing in order... *amy approves*?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Forget the question mark lol it was a mistake

[Maxemeister]

Well, I have to give up for tonight! Good night!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

DUUUDE lol

[Maxemeister]

WHAT? U GIVING UP?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Whaaaat? Fuck no dude

[Maxemeister]

NEVER GIVE UP!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Won't give up either dude!

[Maxemeister]

I'm currently NOT giving up

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Me fucking neither

You better prepare your mho's XD

[Maxemeister]

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[WhatTheHellAmy]

That's all what you got? Lol

[Maxemeister]

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[WhatTheHellAmy]

Lame XD

[Maxemeister]

Do better! I DARE U!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hey how you doing little mama lemme whisper in your ear, tell you something you might like to hear.,,

[Maxemeister]

Hey little momma don't u cry, every little thing's gonna be alright!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Me cri evrytim, lik dis if u cri evrytim

[Maxemeister]

I is back from trip, yo!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

oh crap, I almost lost XD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

you said 3 days

[Maxemeister]

LUL you're cutting it a bit close there!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

so... how are you? XD

[Maxemeister]

I think I just won… but pretty good! U?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

you didn't lol

I followed you anyway lol

[Maxemeister]

Lol I already feel like a winner

[WhatTheHellAmy]

the mho's are left

[Maxemeister]

THE MHOS R MINE

[WhatTheHellAmy]

only if you fite meh

[Maxemeister]

DO U WANNA GO BRUH

UR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW BRUH I'M GOING TO BED BRUH

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I lost dude. Whatchu want m8?

[Maxemeister]

WHAT I WANT? I WANT PIZZA

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh sure, mexican pizza to antarctica?

got yu fam, say no more

HERE COMES

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[Maxemeister]

THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT LAGGED MY COMPUTER FOR IS RIDICULOUS xD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

lol sory about dat fam

[WhatTheHellAmy]

sorry* lol

[Maxemeister]

Lol u better be! THIS WAS A VIRAL ATTACK FROM MEXICO TO THE US SOIL! OMG I'M SO THREATENED RIGHT NOW! CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ON THESE BITCHES!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Tranquilo fam XD

[Maxemeister]

What?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

calm down fam XD hahah in mexican way

[Maxemeister]

Lol but I'm being American!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

oh dude, then lo siento XD

where is this going tho? lol

[Maxemeister]

Where's the conversation going? Downhill

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I'm sleepy :(

[Maxemeister]

I'm walking on sunshine :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA IT'S TIME TO FEEL GOOD

[Maxemeister]

Because it's alright, it's okay, wouldn't have it any other way. We can't hide, we can't sing but a dollar bill is on the ring. Looking to frighten but we can't make it happen stayin alive, stayin alive. Lookin to frighten but we can't make it happen stayin alliiiiivvvvveeeeeeeee.

Lol I made up all those words for the lyrics

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hahahahhaha wtf XD

IT'S DA, EYE OF DA TIGER, IT'S DA THRILL OF DA FIGHT, RISING UP TO DA CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS!!!

[Maxemeister]

AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE….

[WhatTheHellAmy]

My name is Jeff

[Maxemeister]

Thank u for sharing Jeff.

…OF THE TIGERRRRR

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Welcome m8

[Maxemeister]

I'm not gonna stop, Amy. Never gonna stop.

JUST A MAN, AND HIS WILL, TO SURVIVVEEEEEEE

[WhatTheHellAmy]

U fucker

[Maxemeister]

U fucker. HA GET IT U FUCK PEOPLE? HA!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I would never, you're the one and only 😂😂😂

[Maxemeister]

I know, u would never do that :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah, I'm too nice XDDDD

[Maxemeister]

Wait wat?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Dunno dude

[Maxemeister]

Give up. I win

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Fuck no XD

[Maxemeister]

THEN THE NOTIFICATIONS WILL CONTINUE!!! ONWARD!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh man, I don't know what to do, I don't want notification but i don't wanna lose

[Maxemeister]

Make the right choice, Amy. I won last time, there's no hope this time for u. Let me win

[WhatTheHellAmy]

You wishhhhhhh

[Maxemeister]

Perhaps there is no hope for either of us

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Maybe, we're fuck, there is no salvation XD

[Maxemeister]

I'm eating pizza, salvation enough for me

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Im eating an orange lol

[Maxemeister]

Not as good as a pizza, sorry

[WhatTheHellAmy]

It's healthier 😒😒😋😋

[Maxemeister]

But LAMER

[WhatTheHellAmy]

You zoophilic XD

[Maxemeister]

U PERVERT!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thanks XD

[Maxemeister]

Now I'm just commenting to win at this point lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Nat gonna win

[Maxemeister]

I'm gonna win!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hell no

[Maxemeister]

I've already won

[WhatTheHellAmy]

But not twice lololo

[Maxemeister]

Surry. I'm gonna win.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Nope lol

[Maxemeister]

Yup lol

lol

lol

lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Okay you win bye XD

[Maxemeister]

OMG YASSSSSSS

[WhatTheHellAmy]

You win.. Not

[Maxemeister]

Damnit I thought I had u this time!

NEVAR GEEVE UP!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hello! XD

[Maxemeister]

GUUDBYE U LUZER!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

fuk u!

[Maxemeister]

GOODBYE U LAZER!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

fuk u u luser lol

[Maxemeister]

YOU'RE A LASER! YOU'RE A FOCUSED BEAM OF PHOTONS!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

https://i.imgur.com/TdYpAkv.jpg

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[Maxemeister]

I don't know how to do GIF's so just imagine a rabbit running at a camera and knocking it over

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hahahahahahahahhaa nice gif

[Maxemeister]

Lol ikr I worked hard on it

[nymous1234]

be at peace with everything i have done and has been done to me. and to get over everything and just achieve a kind of internal peace and satisfaction

[TenderFantasy]

Wow what an awesome list! :P :) Some are hard to do sometimes like the forgiving one but I'm sure with time... well...

[iloveyoursmile]

make a giant frerro rocher
burn my uni and cs professor
buy a corvette
a corvette
a corvette
go sky diving

.

[mylifemycreation]

your personality is my ideal personality for my dream girl :-)
i thought i never such a person like you but i have so i got a hope that i can meet someone i like.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

That's so sweet of you, thanks a lot!

I really hope you can find your dream girl 😊

[mylifemycreation]

thanks ans wishing the same for you :-)

[danielle21]

Eating 1kg of food and getting a dream body don't really go hand in hand, do they?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

1kg of fruits? Hahaha

You can workout after doing that

[Anonymous]

kinda wish there was something more interesting, no offense. i did all of those by 18... except maybe leave a mark on the world, whatever that means.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

means that people should remember your name.

I did 10 and 4. Spanish and English and bungee jumping

[Opinion Owner]

wait... is mayonnaise an instrument? :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

And I play it very well!

[Opinion Owner]

WhatTheHellAmy? :/ Your answer was supposed to be, "no, mayonnaise is not an instrument" :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUu9nzOWh9w
C'MON MAN!!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Dude, I'm not normal XD

[Shay1994]

I would very much like to lose my virginity... Hey, it's a tough life al right? XD.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

You'll lose it, no hurries lol

[Shay1994]

Here's hoping I will :D

[Thor696]

You need to learn what your weaknesses are and eliminate them.

[zombiebabe]

there way too many things i'd like to do before i die

[JuicyBrain]

That pizza looks disgusting !
... I want one !! 😂

That dream body... You look really good already ? What more do you want?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Abs lol

[RichardTheFrog]

I've already done everything...

I'm ready to die right now, but I am only 28 so I have to drag myself through 50 miserable years...

I'm also a health nut, so I might live to be 100...

[ThatBritishLad]

Why the hell should you do those things? And how is being happy a thing to do? Do you make a to-do list every morning and slot "be happy" between work and bedtime or something? Jesus.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahaha kinda XD

My happy time is my "me time", this happens when I watch a movie, go to the gym, meditate, listen to music and many other things

[thegreatone7]

Things i wamma do before i die

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Hug my only sister!!! ❤Amy @WhatTheHellAmy

[Fearless_Evil]

You only need one thing on the list...

As many chicks as you can <3