A guy dropped a pen in front of me. Stopped me apologize to ally and bent to pick up the pen, asking if I’d dropped it. I said no and he tried to pick me up. (It’s a coin toss between that and the funnier one my ex used, which I’ve shared before on G@G.)
This babe at the bar was chatting to me for less than a minute and asked me to buy her a drink... I responded I don't buy drinks for strangers that I've only talked to for a minute... She replied...
"The hot guys never buy girls drinks"
She got me hook, line, and sinker! 2 vodka sodas later each and we were back at my place for a delightful event.
Hey. I'm going out on a limb. Be nice I don't know if your gay but you have the body that made me look back again and the eyes of a demon. Are you gay? I told him "I wish, you are handsome"
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A guy dropped a pen in front of me. Stopped me apologize to ally and bent to pick up the pen, asking if I’d dropped it. I said no and he tried to pick me up. (It’s a coin toss between that and the funnier one my ex used, which I’ve shared before on G@G.)
This babe at the bar was chatting to me for less than a minute and asked me to buy her a drink... I responded I don't buy drinks for strangers that I've only talked to for a minute... She replied...
"The hot guys never buy girls drinks"
She got me hook, line, and sinker! 2 vodka sodas later each and we were back at my place for a delightful event.
Perhaps not the funniest but the best pickup line was "My last name is Roberts, would you like for it to be yours?"
And the cliffhanger, what was your response or reaction to that? 😲
I want to treat you like a grocery store sample and eat you right here in front of everyone
Hey. I'm going out on a limb. Be nice
I don't know if your gay but you have the body that made me look back again and the eyes of a demon. Are you gay? I told him "I wish, you are handsome"
I used this one to get the girl im with rn. "Wanna kiss?"