What’s the most outrageous name you have heard?

[Literalbillionaire17]

Shayquan

And yes, that is how his mother spelled it. I know this because this is my cousins name💀

He actually has a decent job though despite his name, he works for Amazon.

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I also went to school with a girl named Hennessey but we weren’t allowed to call her that in school so we called her Henny.

I don’t think that’s as crazy as Shayquan though

[MCheetah]

I still cringe at La-a (la-dash-a). It's an ugly name, even if you spelled it right.

As far as famous names, Dick Butkus. I mean, he HAD to be tough and super-masculine with a name like that.

And MY real name, is horrible! The gayest, most emasculate M name for a male you can think of, that isn't "Marshall."

Now, here's all the names Bart Simpson used to Moe in The Simpsons.

Al Coholic
Oliver Klozoff
I. P. Freely
Jacques Strap
Seymour Butz
Homer Sexual
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Bea O'Problem
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks
Eura Snotball
Heywood U. Cuddleme
Ollie Tabooger
Ahmed Adoudi
Ima Weiner
Maya Normousbutt
Drew P. Wiener
Yuri Nator
Moe Ronn
M'lady Potts
Tess T. Coles
Anita Manbow
Ivana Likyu
John Ribeer
Pierre Pants
Ima Buttface
Lee Keebum
Duke Issmee
I. M Stilaweener
Lee V. Mediately
Ivana Buttookis
Stu Pidme
Anita Bath
G. I. Manidiot
I. M. Adope
Isabelle Ringing
Stu Pididiot
Igor DaPinow
Avery Wunzboogerz
Emma Royd
Anita Bonghit

[Likes2drive]

There’s an old Wendy’s commercial with Dick Butkus in ii , and the old lady says = “What the hell is a Butkus?

[NamerOfStars]

There's a video game series called Crusader Kings, in which you pick a medieval Eurasian dynasty and guide them to glory and greatness. When you're learning it, the recommended start is somewhere in Ireland, since the realms are small and you don't face immediate danger from large rivals. I started out my first game, and married my son to the daughter of a Norse duke. A few years later, they had a son; when that happens, the game asks you for a name, prompting you with one from the cultural list of one of the parents' cultures.

And the suggested name for the very first child I had born in a CK2 game was... Borkvard. To be honest, I was tempted to stop playing right then; clearly, the game had peaked. How the hell do you top "Borkvard"? I found out two generations later, when his son was born, and I opened his profile to assign him tutelage, and saw him labeled as "Borkvard Borkvardson".

[Msputiton]

Not ridiculous sounding but more ridiculous reasoning behind it.

My friend momma gave all her kids "white" names but put Ty in front of them so they didn't sound so white.

Example wanted to name one Lisa. But sounded to white.

So Tylisa.

[Missgingles]

Speedo Farto (yes it's true. I had to write his name for signing something up at my previous job.. I was in shock..)

[MCheetah]

Was his older brother Butthead?

[Missgingles]

@MCheetah lol I dont know. He was driving a dirty Volvo and signed up for a credit card limit for 10 K USD/month.. weirdest sign I ever made

[KostasKouvalis]

No joke, there was an Asian guy who stayed at our campground recently and his name was Flash Her. Me and my coworkers could not stop laughing. We thought it must be some kind of a joke😂

[Literalbillionaire17]

What in the world 😂

[KostasKouvalis]

I don't know. Hmong parents give their children the weirdest names

[exitseven]

One of my students had this for a last name. He pronounced it "Shi-theed". It was spelled "Shithead".

[TroyDT]

Real truck drivers I have met:

Michael "Mike" Hunt.
Ben Dover.

Funniest to me, for some reason, was a lady name LaSonya. Made me hungry for Italian.

[RavVid]

Princess. Carries a bit of ego doesn't it? She answered to Prin or Prinnie though.

[Andres77]

in the olden times…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Gbtm-93oqE

[Fuentes]

Well the weirdest name I saw along time ago was Sharkeisha & she went viral for fighting. Like who names their kid that. I have seen nothing that beats that lol

[Aakash_Hangargi]

https://youtu.be/vKXXw8z1N6o

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I bet you cannot spell their name correctly twice

[HaveNoName]

I always found Dickinson to be ridiculous aounding name. Why the fuck would you want to tag yourself as a homosexual into incest.

[Clyde_123]

HAHA.

[JPresidente]

Enamel. Seriously knew someone who named their kid this.

[Havthrills]

Tit Dye.

Richard Cox

John Johnson

[Likes2drive]

I saw a guy sign for a delivery and his name was Hiscock

[Likes2drive]

I saw a name called Himburger and Duddy

[Jenny-Marie]

When my ex-wife was in hospital, she met another birthing mum who already had a son called Cash. She called her new daughter Carrie.

[DizzyDesii]

My latest client Pamganamamula 💀

[Literalbillionaire17]

I’m just rlly rlly RLLY hoping that it’s an indigenous name or something bc what In the world 😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

I stuttered tryna say it to her

[Andres77]

Her parents stuttered trying to tell the doctor and that’s what was written down

[DizzyDesii]

@Andres77 😂😂😂👏

[Andres77]

Not trying to be disrespectful, names are a big deal…. but the setup was too good to let pass.

[MCheetah]

@DizzyDesii
That bitch is from Hell! Ain't no human named that! Call the Ghostbusters! 😂

[DizzyDesii]

@MCheetah 😂😂😂 @Literalbillionaire17 Hennessey is actually pretty lmao. Better than the girl Alazae i knew

[Zolly99999]

Elon musk"s kids name !!!

[Literalbillionaire17]

X. C-7995-viww7

[Zolly99999]

What ever it is its weird

[shesrad]

actor jason lees kid, pilot inspektor

[nomandik]

Somebody called their child Apple

[MCheetah]

Gwyneth Paltrow. Who already had a pretentious arrogant name to begin with.

[duttyjamagyal]

Shayquan ain't that outrageous

[JohnK123]

That name is too good to be true

[abc3643]

Ben Dover

[abc3643]

I am not kidding either.
Here is one of his books:


However, I forget his real name, but "Benjamin F. Dover" is a pseudonnym.

[Marshymallow]

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