What are some random funny facts about you?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

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Thank you all for sharing!
I'm sorry I haven't replied to you all but I've been very busy as of late.
Anyhow, to share my own -
- I wear stacked shoes
- I'm trying to stick to a vegetarian diet
- I used to be a good jockey - as in horseriding - when I was younger

[DJB72]

I was offered lifetime membership of Mensa when I was 16 but didn't get a single "A" in my exams ever.

I play 7 musical instruments including guitar, bass, double-bass

It's 5 years since I've been able to read a book. I listen to them on Audible now because I can't focus on the written page

I'm still determined to learn to fly despite losing my leg last year.

While in hospital last year I made the staff laugh so much they used to come and hide in my room if thry needed a break. I've never had my blood pressure tested so many times a day

I was medically dead for 4 hours last August and the doctor kept the team working to resuscitate me because he was scared of having to tell my wife I was dead!

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Heck, that's a whole lot of interesting stuff, especially the learning to fly and being dead! It must have been one hell of an experience, I can't even try to imagine it.

[DJB72]

Flying's great fun. I kind of learned as a cadet in my teens but couldn't afford lessons then.

It's not the first time I've been dead, but I was much closer to staying that way this time. I credit my being her first and most to God, who apparently isn't ready for me yet, and secondly to my pulmonologist who refused to give up. I didn't see a bright light this time around. It was alarming to wake up tied to a bed in a strange place (not in the fun way either) and have no memory of getting there and no idea why you clearly have badly broken ribs when yesterday evening when you went to bed you didn't. Then they tell you you've been gone 3 months and technically you died.

I kinda have a different way of looking at life now

[Riddler1412]

1. I hold the record for most non minor injuries, in my extended family, yet I am the one with the least broken bones, so far.
2. My brother and I have mirror image birth mark. He has one on his left shoulder, I have one on the exact spot, but on the right shoulder. We have several birth marks like that.
3. I was throwing rocks when I was a kid, and hit my grandpa on the head. The funny thing is, he just got back from making his will. 😂
4. Oh, one more. First time I got drunk, I was 2 years old. Accidentally chugged down my dad's glass of vodka. He said I was pretty funny with the stuff I was mumbling.

[jennifer_bloom]

1 - I can play the piano and am very good at writing music
2 - I enjoy reading ancient mythologies more than the bible
3 - I love looking at creative artistic designs
4 - I got straight As during my last few years of school
5 - I am extremely funny but I only tell jokes when I’m around people that amuse me
6 - I love to take care of young people

[PaynefulPleasures]

I'm bat chit crazy, I laugh at everything, I just find the humor & poof there it is. I've told many times I have a contagious laugh, oink giggle giggle. And when I start I can't stop 😄I tried to be serious which is pointless what's the use ✌️ Live 🕊️Love ❤️Laugh😆

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*I used to snort like Chrissy from Three's company when I laughed when I was younger 😂(and now my older daughter does lol)
*I can be serious, but can also have a silly side🤪🤪

[taeh_ie2]

Ummm.. I have a big birthmark on my right arm and it’s darker then my skin tone, has hair grown on it. And also my mom has the same😊

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

That's a coincidence, I too have a birthmark right above my elbow!

[taeh_ie2]

Oh wow really 😧. Does anyone in your fam have it as well?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Not that I know of, but my mother and my sister have a similar mole on their chins!

[taeh_ie2]

Oh ok cool. Well nice knowing someone has a similar birthmark like me. See ya around birthmark twin😊

[rodeschaap]

I can't stick out my tongue. My frenulum is too short.

[AmandaYVR]

Frenulum? You sure about that?

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

@AmandaYVR I had my doubts as well but thought it was a "false friend" word in English...
But now I think it has the same meaning it has in Italian

[rodeschaap]

I don't know the exact word in English 😅

[AmandaYVR]

Frenulum is the most sensitive part of the penis, in large part responsible for the male orgasm.
So best not to use this in the wrong context!

[rodeschaap]

Oh wow! Uh I definitely didn't mean that 🤣🤣🤣

[AmandaYVR]

Oops sorry, I just did an image search (scary) and it does also apply to the tongue.
Wow that is awkward.
Anyway, just a head's up. Lol.

[rodeschaap]

Hahaha don't worry about it! It's good to know that it has multiple meanings! 🤣

[Iron_Man]

I pour out the bad germs before I start drinking water or other liquids then it's safe to drink. Even if it's a slight few drops I even do it on the floor it could be anywhere outside or inside. I don't do it all the time but I do still do it from my younger years. I like the girl in the picture by the way

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

Random funny fact about me: I look like your average caucasian guy, but my ancestry has me as ⅕ Irish ⅖ Native Hawaiian/Polynesian/Pacific Islander and ⅖ Native American/Alaskan but I look like a white guy.☯️

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

That's really unique and interesting to be honest!

[Poppykate]

Someone mentioned birthmarks... 🤔... I have one on my bum. I like to make things. I paint faces on my terracotta pots. I am making a new hot water cover. It’s a dog. Different from last’s fox. ... not sure if these things are ‘funny’ lol 😂

[kevyhanma]

I’ve knocked myself out over 10 times yep my face and concrete are well acquainted

im also allergic to honeydew and if I eat it I won’t be able to taste for almost two weeks

my skin turns bright red in the summertime and my eyes turn light brown in the winter and fall

Much like a snake i only have one lung

[putthefootdown]

I'm actually really confident and masculine. Even if i come across as a wuss. I'm actually really strong. But when i can choose to be weak, i love relying on others, hehehe.

[Jjpayne]

I like pop culture, the muppets, board games and fashion

[TheSpaceGnome]

I am not made out of partical board, nor am I a penguin.
Or am I?
Hmm...

[TheSpaceGnome]

Why is is every time I type "hmm" in any sentence on this site, it auto hyperlinks it?

[WowwGirl]

I can only eat candies in multiples of 2

[msc545]

My sleep is really restless and disrupted.

[Wise4myage]

I'm ambidextrous.

[Anonymous]

I am an alien abductee

[Anonymous]

I'm a slut

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What kind?