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Last night, I spent my seven figures welfare check on all kinds of libtard drugs and then; as I was out killing babies, crossing the border illegally and promoting the evils of universal healthcare; I had a revelation.

When you look at it from every angle, it just fits.

Renaming the American side of Lake Superior to Lake Inferior, in order to immortalize trump would be appropriate in so many ways.

• Lake Superior was named this way by New France explorers because it's "above" the other Great Lakes, geographically speaking. As such, "Lake Inferior" would be in tune with that reasoning, since the US side of Lake Superior is "under" Canada's half of the lake.
• It's the biggest, deepest and meanest (weather-wise) of the Great Lakes. All concepts that are highly impressive to a toddler-minded old pigf***** like trump.
• Its shape imitates trump's ugly haircut almost perfectly (see picture)
• Isle Royale is about the same size of trump's brain (see picture)
• The name Isle Royale (trump's brain) has a clear monarchistic connotation
• It would highlight the fact that trump and his supporters are inferior beings
• It would commemorate the idea that the United States of America became a sad joke under trump's leadership
• It would fit the trump administration's habit to rename bodies of water that the US does not have full jurisdiction over.

👟 I bought mine earlier today for $7 AUD (USD $4.96 at current rate today) when I was desperate, my shoe caught a hole unexpectedly (though a week or two ago I was wonder if my grips were wearing out). Here's poof, yes it really happened and it's really my photo. Cheaper than the stereotype of an American $5 USD haircut💈

Must've cracked walking on some dirty/stone paths between carparks (parking lots) to the shops (the mall). Had been raining, so I was desperate. How's that - $7 shoes. Cheapest tennis joggers I've bought from the same discount department store. Prior to that, my record gratefully had been a clearance sale of $25 AUD or so from memory. Hooray me, thank you Good Lord. 😛🙌😈😋🤭👟