Any gift ideas for a Chinese mother in love?

[dallas]

My friend is looking for a gift for her Chinese mother in law. Any suggestions?

[Papisongo]

Cash is king, and nowhere is that more true than in the peoples republic. Get a 🧧 red envelope in Chinatown or online, and out some cash in it. Avoid any denominations of four, as the word for four is Mandarin sounds like “death” . Conversely, eights are considered fortuitous, so $88, or $888 depending on budget/circumstances, is the absolute best gift your friend could possible give. I’ve been to China and gifted my mother in law $88 plus the gold chain off of my neck! $88 seemed too little, and I didn’t have $888 ! My wife wears the matching gold bracelet to my (now mom’s) necklace around her ankle. I have it to her ten years ago, a week before I bought her engagement ring!

[lorenzomichael]

Slippers and a dildo. If she don’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself. I’m kidding how about a spa treatment?

[Iron_Man]

Fortune, cookies, and Chinese bowls and plates

[Anonymous]

Pure gold, nothing else is really accepted out there

[Papisongo]

24 K or don’t bother!

[Opinion Owner]

Exactly

[laly520]

a pretty necklace

[goebenbreslau]

"bat" is a popular way to go

[OtterMan68]

leaf tea, not tea in tea bags

[Anonymous]

A brand new Mercedes Benz

[Avicenna]

Jewelry

[In_Trance]

A male stripper

[war_daddy]

jade